33 White Elephant Gifts That Everyone Will Want For Themselves

33 White Elephant Gifts That Everyone Will Want For Themselves

Whether it's with friends, family, or co-workers, when it comes to White Elephant gift exchanges, your goal is find the most hilarious and ridiculous products you can possibly think of. So forget about boring Amazon gift cards and beige cardigan sweaters - this hand picked list contains everything from exfoliating butt masks to sequin Nicolas Cage face pillows, just to name a few. Without further ado, these are the best gift ideas to win at your White Elephant gift exchange!

Guzzle Buddy Wine Bottle Attachment

$9.49.94
Chugging from the bottle is a statement you want to be making. Guzzle Buddy is a 16 ounce glass cup that attaches to any standard wine bottle so you can aerate, pour, and drink like the filthy animal you are in just one simple step!
Chugging from the bottle is a statement you want to be making. Guzzle Buddy is a 16 ounce glass cup that attaches to any standard wine bottle so you can aerate, pour, and drink like the filthy animal you are in just one simple step!

Bubble Clay Face Mask

$7.99.94
Pamper your face in the weirdest way possible with this bubble clay face mask. Made in South Korea, this unique blackhead removing and exfoliating mask actually bubbles up as you apply it!
Pamper your face in the weirdest way possible with this bubble clay face mask. Made in South Korea, this unique blackhead removing and exfoliating mask actually bubbles up as you apply it!

How to Make Money in Your Spare Time

$7.5.94
Everybody needs a side hustle. This comical book will show you how to make some extra coin in a not so legal way. It includes real advice from the Mafia and crooked politicians to give you insight on how to scam and cheat your way to the top!
Everybody needs a side hustle. This comical book will show you how to make some extra coin in a not so legal way. It includes real advice from the Mafia and crooked politicians to give you insight on how to scam and cheat your way to the top!

Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow

$27.95.94
One swipe is all it takes to reveal the face of our glorious leader, Nicolas Cage. Look no further, this pillow will be the only home decor item you need to truly add peace, serenity, and protection. In Nicolas Cage we trust.
One swipe is all it takes to reveal the face of our glorious leader, Nicolas Cage. Look no further, this pillow will be the only home decor item you need to truly add peace, serenity, and protection. In Nicolas Cage we trust.

Bass Fish Flip Flops

$22.88.94
A master fisherman deserves some footwear that suits his fishy nature. These bass flip flops are just what you need for any fishing trip.
A master fisherman deserves some footwear that suits his fishy nature. These bass flip flops are just what you need for any fishing trip.

The Burrito Blanket

$19.97.94
Treat yo self to utter bliss with a blanket that looks and feels like a burrito. Yep, a burrito. Perfect for snuggling up by yourself, this 71-inch by 80-inch flannel fabric is lint-free and ultra soft. Just swaddle yourself in and experience the delicious comfort of a burrito blanket.
Treat yo self to utter bliss with a blanket that looks and feels like a burrito. Yep, a burrito. Perfect for snuggling up by yourself, this 71-inch by 80-inch flannel fabric is lint-free and ultra soft. Just swaddle yourself in and experience the delicious comfort of a burrito blanket.

Bob Ross Heat Reactive Mug

$15.95.94
Experience a happy little painting that comes to life every time you pour your hot coffee or tea into this Bob Ross heat reactive mug.
Experience a happy little painting that comes to life every time you pour your hot coffee or tea into this Bob Ross heat reactive mug.

Exotic Meat Jerky Sticks

$14.75.94
Beef jerky is too boring. Step your jerky game up with this sampler pack of exotic meat jerky sticks! It includes everything from Kangaroo to Wild Boar to Alligator!
Beef jerky is too boring. Step your jerky game up with this sampler pack of exotic meat jerky sticks! It includes everything from Kangaroo to Wild Boar to Alligator!

Candy Cigarettes

$10.18.94
A throwback to the golden age of candy, candy cigarettes are the ultimate gift for retro candy lovers. They still taste like chalk, but gee willikers is it nostalgic to munch on!
A throwback to the golden age of candy, candy cigarettes are the ultimate gift for retro candy lovers. They still taste like chalk, but gee willikers is it nostalgic to munch on!