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Don’t just make it rain at the strip club – make it tropical storm – with this quick dispensing cash cannon! Built for speed and performance, this baby will shoot your entire life savings all over the dance floor in record time as you make the worst decision of your life!

Keep your valuables hidden where nobody would want to look with the stained underwear wallet. These doo-doo stained tighty whiteys will allow you to keep your valuables in plain sight, and are great for ensuring your stuff is left alone by security while traveling by plane.

Have you ever wondered what the Statue of David would look like if it were sculpted recently using what the average sized man looks like today as inspiration? This obese Statue of David sculpture embodies the gluttony, and the abundance of obesity in modern times.

Dry yourself off with a towel that leaves nothing to the imagination. As seen on the hit comedy series It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, each officially licensed towel is reversible – with a big dick on one side and a small dick on the other.

When life’s got you feeling blue, it helps to have a little pick me up. Shit’s Fucked: A Positivity Guide is a short help book with little tips about feeling better about your day and improving your overall mindset. If nothing else, the book cover will definitely give you a laugh.

The future of the human race is in big trouble now that automatic blowjob machines exist. It features a powerful motor, 3 rows of beads, and a triple gripping mechanism that’ll produce eruptions so powerful you’ll never want to go on another date ever again.

The vibrator necklace proves that the best hiding place is within plain sight. The discreet and inconspicuous design allows you to sneak this fancy clam jolter into any place, so you’ll always be prepared to take care of business – no matter how inappropriate the location!

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

The cheese printer is the useful gadget that makes adding a nutritious component to fond memories as easy as one-two-brie! Now you’ll be able to conveniently transfer any digital image on your smartphone directly to a savory slice of your favorite cheese.

Create an awkward but incredibly entertaining situation at the workplace by sending one of these embarrassing prank shipping boxes to a fellow employee. Each anonymous package arrives with a NSFW label guaranteed to make them blush.

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

This effortlessly stylish shirt should be in every movie buff’s wardrobe. Available as either a t-shirt, v-neck, or tank top, it sports a vibrant vintage-style graphic depicting the iconic DeLorean along with the phrase “Marty, whatever happens, don’t ever go to 2020.”

Make your wildest fantasies come to life with The Fetish Coloring Book. This NSFW adult themed book comes filled with image after image depicting the kinkiest of fetishes, while showing equal parts male and female naughty bits.

Take your enjoyment of film to the next level with some help from the Movie Kama Sutra book. This delightful and informative read will show you creative movie-inspired lovemaking positions like the “King of the World” and the “Potter’s Wheel”.

Ensure your spot on this year’s naughty list by counting down the days til X-Mas with the 24 Days of Sex advent calendar. Each day, you and your partner will get hot and heavy as you two try out a new and exciting lovemaking move.

Get cheeky with your favorite chocolate lover by gifting them a care package of these rude label chocolate bars. Each delectable 135-gram chocolate bar comes with a hilariously crude label like “Milky Nickers”, “Minge”, and “S&M’s.”

Turn yourself into an undisputed connoisseur of cannabis by plunging your nostrils into The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed. This whimsically illustrated book manages to cover over 4,000 years of weed history in just 22 pages with 20 scratch-and-sniff scents.

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

Say goodbye to financial problems for good by purchasing The Money Printer! This life-saver will print any bill that you scan, no matter the country of origin or denomination. Best of all, it comes in a nifty box that is excellent for adding a comical twist to any gift you give.

Bring a little hilarity into the workplace or classroom with this “not my job” stamp. This comical novelty self-inking stamp is unique in that it comes with a two-sided ink pad that will double the number of impressions. An ideal gift for any work buddy or teacher.

Help maintain your sanity during the stressful workweek by fondling a nice and plump pair of balls. This smooth pair of hanging testicles can be fitted onto any desk, encouraging relaxation in a way that only squeezing a pair of juicy jellybeans can match.

Improve your Johnson’s curbside appeal by keeping it looking magnificent using the gentleman’s penis grooming kit. No matter what pubic style you have in mind, the specialized tools found in this unique kit will help you make your manscaping vision a reality.

Add some charm to your man cave’s bathroom by hanging this big old pair of door knocker balls outside the door. This hilariously designed door knocker comes with an adhesive backing for easy installation and is made from high quality PVC.

Do your part in the fight against feline obesity by researching different diets in the double entendre ladden “So You’ve Got A Fat Pussy” book. This classic book comes chock-full of non-nonsensical and hilariously illustrated diets.

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

If you think regular jigsaws are too simple, give yourself a real challenge with the impossible clear jigsaw puzzle. The puzzle is composed of transparent acrylic pieces that make it impossibly hard to complete, specially if you opt for the expert level 144-piece puzzle.

In these uncertain times you can never be too cautious. Avoid human contact altogether when you venture out by carrying the handy hand. This possibly life-saving appendage is ideal for performing a variety of everyday tasks, making it the perfect gift for any germaphobe.

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.

The best part of waking up isn’t a cup of Folgers – it’s this alarm clock vibrator! This bedside companion will wake you up slowly and pleasurably by stimulating your clitoris with thirty different power levels for the ultimate in precision pleasure.

Loafing around will take on new meaning with this cleverly designed giant bread loaf pillow. It features a realistic bread design with a soft plush exterior and a fluffy cotton filling that make this pillow great for either the bedroom or living room.

Ladies, now you can make the act of rubbing a big veiny penis all over your lips a daily habit by purchasing a set of these penis shaped lipsticks. Each naughty set includes a variety of shades to try out – such as hooker red and foreskin pink.

Make infectious diseases come alive like never before with The STD Coloring Book. This unique and unforgettable adult coloring book comes with twenty-five highly detailed and graphic images depicting some of the most common sexually transmitted diseases.