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If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space.

Become the proud owner of the Swiss Army knife of watches when you acquire one of these GoldenEye 007 watches. It makes a great gift idea for James Bond fans, Nintendo 64 gamers, or even international spies who love watches with hidden abilities.

Conquer the open skies in a way you never thought possible by strapping on a pair of mechanical wings. These high-tech wings come with brilliant LED lighting accents at the tips and can extend to four and a half feet wide with the flick of a switch.

Fix that unruly disaster in the morning you call hair in just seconds with the morning head hair cap. This revolutionary hair cap will give you that “just showered” hair style, without having to dunk your head under a sink. Ask someone to give you morning head today!

Diamonds are rare, but not compared to meteorite or dinosaur bone. When you’re really looking to impress your significant other, nothing will demonstrate your love and commitment quite like the meteorite and dinosaur bone ring.

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

Dry yourself off with a towel that leaves nothing to the imagination. As seen on the hit comedy series It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, each officially licensed towel is reversible – with a big dick on one side and a small dick on the other.

These marvelous angel wings look so authentic people will actually think you fell from the heavens. They can be ordered in either white or black and are available in two sizes, the larger of which has a wingspan of 100-inches.

Stop using uncomfortable headphones! Now you can effortlessly listen to your music through this wireless Bluetooth beanie. This stylish garment not only keeps your head warm, but it also comes with a small internal speaker so you can conveniently listen to your tunes.

Turn your skinny legs into your body’s most attractive feature by walking out in these chicken leg socks. These highly fashionable knee high socks are made to provide all day comfort and make the perfect gift for the free-spirited fashion forward person in your life.

The reboot is upon us – it’s time to throw out those outdated Dark Knight getups and upgrade to this Batman bodysuit. The suit is made of athletic grade stretch material for a superb fit and comes fully assembled so you can start fighting crime.

Easily improve your posture no matter where you sit by putting on this perfect posture strap. It wraps around your knees and lower back to stabilize your pelvis so your spine’s natural curvature is restored, helping to reduce lower back pain.

This All Hallows Eve, strike fear by putting on this light-up Purge mask. This attention-grabbing mask is made with a foam insert and elastic bands to ensure a comfy fit that is ideal for prolonged use and will also last for more than 24 hours on a single charge.

Look like a total bad-ass with this Doom 4 inspired helmet. This handcrafted 1:1 scale helmet weights just 2.3-pounds, comes with interior padding to provide a comfortable fit, and can be customized with the visor color of your choice.

Become master of time, space, mind, soul, reality, and the power of the multiverse with the Infinity Gauntlet. Custom made to order, this brass and genuine leather glove provides a comfortable fit and comes adorned with each of the 6 Infinity Stones.

Forget fancy clothes and expensive jewelry, if you really want to impress, surprise your significant other with a pair of personalized face panties. These eye-catching panties come with the face of your choice plastered over every square inch.

Raise an eyebrow or two wherever you go by completing your outfit with this Bible study shirt. This play on the very recognizable Pornhub logo is guaranteed to incite laughter and make you the talk of any room you enter.

Add amazing color to your ever growing sneaker collection by picking up a pair of these galaxy styled Nike Air Max 90s. The classic Nike Air Max 90 has received a stellar custom paint job that will ensure these kicks are the focal point of your outfit.

Forget silver and gold and seal the deal in style with a beautiful wedding band forged from tungsten. Known for its remarkable robustness and strength, the ring features a high polished finish and is accented by a gorgeous gemstone band.

Go from rags to riches without needing a fairy godmother by slipping into this beautiful Cinderella dress. Based on the dress from the live action movie, this gorgeous blue gown can be customized to your exact measurements for a perfect fit.

If you can’t share your smile, why not share something better? These non-medical face covers feature over 40 internet culture favorites. Every sale is matched with a donation and made 100% in the good ol’ US of A.

Transform yourself into an adorable woodland critter by keeping warm inside this kawaii fox hoodie. Made of ginger and black cotton knitwear, this cute little garment features an over sized hood complemented by a pair of cute little fox ears.

Stay dry while trudging through Mother Nature’s wettest terrains by wearing these waterproof socks. Each pair features a singular 3 layer construction designed to provide a comfortable and breathable fit no matter what the conditions are like.

Who’d ever thought having your foot chomped on by a great white could feel so good? Once this handmade shark sock latches its yarn teeth around you and envelops your feet in its cozy innards, you’ll never want him to let go.

Give your COVID look a bit of hilarious A-list flair by protecting yourself with this Arnold Schwarzenegger Total Recall facemask. This head-turner of a mask is made with a built-in nose wire to provide a more comfortable fit.

Turn yourself into an unsettling version of the late King of Pop with this Michael Jackson mask. This handmade gem is styled like Jackson in his later years – complete with this uncommonly pointy nose and iconic black locks.

Could there be a more fitting shirt for this disappointment of a year than this 2020 one-star t-shirt? This hilarious yet very accurate shirt is available in fifteen color options and in both adult and children sizes so the kids can get in on the fun as well.

Show our planetary neighbors some love with this solar system bracelet. This unique accent piece comes with a series of gemstones that each represent a different member of our solar system like the Sun, Venus, Mars, Neptune, and even Pluto.

These mesh bug pants will prevent your exposed legs from becoming a buffet for every blood-sucker around. These full-length pants are made from an ultra-fine mesh that’s extremely breathable yet will provide superior protection.

Keep your furry friend with you all day long by making your outfit pop with a pair of these personalized dog socks. Available in four different color options – blue, green, red, and yellow – each pair comes plastered with your pup’s adorable mug.

Accessorize like a true rockstar by trading in your purse for this red leather waist holster and hip bag. Inspired by one worn by Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx, this bitchin blood-red bag comes with adjustable straps that allow you to place it on nearly any part of your body.

Get your unborn fetus in on all the Halloween fun by transforming your angelic baby bump into an evil demon using this custom baby belly prop. Simply wear the prop with a tight shirt to create the illusion that Satan’s spawn is trying to bust out of your belly.